Comedian Joe Lycett sparks chaos after ‘leakingSue Gray report on Twitter

COMEDIAN Joe Lycett has sparked chaos afterleakingSue Gray’s report on Twitterwhich included a joke group chat calledDown It Street.

The hilarious version of the impending ‘partygate’ 报告 seemed to strike a nerve in Downing Streetas ministers were reportedrunning around panickingthinking the jibe was real.

The comedian sparked chaos after posting the fake leaked report - which struck a nerve in Downing Street

The comedian sparked chaos after posting the fake leaked reportwhich struck a nerve in Downing Street
Boris Johnson is awaiting Sue Gray's 'partygate' report

Boris Johnson is awaiting Sue Gray’s ‘partygate’ 报告信用: 环保局

Lycett released a parody version of the reportcontaining a mock summary of Ms Gray’s seven main findings which then went viral online.

他在推特上写道: “打破: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.

But after looking at the details, it was clear to see the comedian was having a laughwriting that ministers played games calledSlow Dance” 和 “Pass the A***hole.

And in the mock report, he said that that No.10 advisors called pre-party testsT**teral Flowsinstead ofLateral Flows.

The fake report, which has been liked 50,000 次, 读: “A summary of my main findings:

A culture of Covid-19 regulation rule breaking at Number 10 Downing street.

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Monster gave Angel a life sentence but he'll be out in two years, 不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊

不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊

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Games were played which were known as ‘Slow Danceand ‘Pass the A***hole.

A number of WhatsApp groups were established to organise gatherings, with titles including ‘Definitely a meetingand ‘Down It Street.

At one party, a senior minister insisted all cabinet members get onto a table and perform Pure and Simple by Hear’Say.

Before one of the gatherings ********** who worked closely with the PM insisted everyone be tested and was subsequently referred to a ‘T**teral Flowby advisors.

A video of the PM’s wife at one party confirms her attendance in which she is heard saying ‘it could be as few as four and as many as sixty kids’ 哈哈.

One advisor insisted this report makes clear ‘it is categorically not a breach of rules to be part of a human centipede if said centipede was formed prior to lockdown’.

Please forward any queries to my email address ItsAllSueGravyBaby@aol.com.

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And before long, 一种 “verifiedcabinet minister messaged the comedian and told him his jokes had hit a little too close to home.

MP staff wererunning around panicking from what it saidwhile MPs werepanic dialled to discussas they believed the leak was serious.

The worker clearly saw the humour in the jibeand told Lycett: “Absolute legendary work well done.

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Monster gave Angel a life sentence but he'll be out in two years, 不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊

不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊

不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊, 不要让国家利用我或你作为逃跑的山羊

This comes as police chiefs have asked for details to be left out of the upcoming report into No 10 派对throwing its publication into doubt.

The Met confirmed today it has told Whitehall enforcer Sue Gray to redact parts of her dossier that cover the events officers are investigating.

Before long, a 'verified' cabinet minister messaged the comedian and told him his jokes had hit a little too close to home

Before long, a ‘verifiedcabinet minister messaged the comedian and told him his jokes had hit a little too close to home信用: 功放

In a statement the force said including anything more thanminimalinformation about the most serious bashes could prejudice its own probe.

Scotland Yard added: “For the events the Met is investigating, we asked for minimal reference to be made in the Cabinet Office report.

The Met did not ask for any limitations on other events in the report, or for the report to be delayed.

But we have had ongoing contact with the Cabinet Office , including on the content of the report, to avoid any prejudice to our investigation.

The full Gray Report would still be published but only after police inquiries have wrapped up, which could take weeks.

There have been almost 20 alleged parties, with officers only probing those that would represent the most serious breaches of Covid laws at the time.

Technology minister Chris Philp said No 10 still hadn’t received this report as of this morning and doesn’t know when it will be published.

Boris Johnson yesterday reaffirmed his commitment to release the dossier in full but wouldn’t definitely say some parts wouldn’t be redacted.

‘PARTYGATEPARODY

And the intervention from the Met will fuel fears the original version may prove to be a whitewash with any damning evidence kept back until later.

Labour says the probe must be publishedin its entiretyand No 10 “cannot be allowed to cover-up or obscure any of the truth”.

It comes after The Sun revealed its publication, which will make or break Boris Johnson’s future, could be delayed by weeks.

There are now fresh doubts over whether Sue Gray’s document can be published while a police investigation is ongoing.

Top government legal advisers argue that her findings into alleged No 10 lockdown breaches must be delayed until after the Met inquiry concludes.

That could be weeks away. Dame Cressida had planned to wait for the Cabinet Office report to be released before deciding whether to launch a probe.

But she performed a spectacular U-turn on Tuesday in the face of criticism.

Boris Johnson vows to publish Sue Gray report in full and is ‘absolutely notdelaying it from being published