CHARLIE CHAPLIN once said: “Judge a man not by how he treats his equals, but by how he treats his inferiors.”
In which case, if claims by his former maids are anything to go by, Prince André can arguably be judged as an entitled plonker.
Following on from former Palace worker Charlotte Briggs’ tales of his foul-mouthed tantrums if his teddies weren’t arranged to his liking, ex-maid Janette McGowan says the Queen had to intervene when her second son nabbed the Sandringham bathroom intended for Charles during a holiday stay.
Describing Andrew as “spoilt”, she said there was nothing special about the bathroom — it was simply because he resented the fact his older brother was regarded as “superior” to him.
Commonly known as spare-not-heiritis.
Prince Harry appears to suffer from it too.
It was reported this week that he’s intent on pressing ahead with his legal action against the Government — however embarrassing it may be for his grandmother — because the Home Office is holding fast on its decision to not let him pay for police guards and all the guns, whistles and motorcades that come with them.
A Government source says: “Other minor royals manage to function in normal life without armed guards. The Home Office is refusing to blink.”
Minor royals. Aie.
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That quietly damning throwaway line removes Harry from the inner sanctum of the monarchy and plonks him among the outer echelons who largely fend for themselves. And it must bite.
But he chose to make his bed in Los Angeles and now he must lie in it.
Speaking of which, when Harry and Meghan started selling their “brand” (Nan, moi non plus) to high bidders such as Netflix and Spotify, I wrote in June last year that it would be the law of diminishing returns because there is little substance beyond the royal titles they are so keen to hang on to.
All gong and no dinner
But even I couldn’t have predicted quite how quickly they would appear to run out of steam.
En décembre 2020, Spotify announced a reported £18million podcast deal with the Sussexes, who it described as “citizens of the world (spew) who wanted to “elevate under-represented voices”.
toutefois, it appears it is their voices that are under-represented, because so far they’ve failed to broadcast anything beyond a 33-minute “holiday special” with their celebrity mates.
Hier, it was reported that Spotify is now looking for in-house staff to oversee any production and cover “every step” of the process. En d'autres termes, do the lion’s share of the work.
Harry and Meghan have so far set up 11 companies to channel their various activities through.
But so far, as my old grandma used to say, it’s all gong and no dinner.
Donc, just like his entitled “spare not heir” uncle Andrew, is Harry going to continue riding the coat-tails of the monarchy while making lots of “look at me” noise and throwing his toys out of the pram?
Or is he going to come good and become a self-made millionaire through his own hard work and creativity?
À l'heure actuelle, it’s not looking very promising.
Road of rubbish
ROAD safety campaigners are worried about changes to the Highway Code instructing cyclists to ride in the middle of the road so they’re more visible to motorists, saying it could lead to an increase in road-rage incidents if drivers feel they are being slowed down.
Pour être honnête, it will make little difference in the centre of London, where the average speed of a car is now around 7mph and a bike averages 13mph.
Angèle, not Sam, the mane event
THE devil, ils disent, is in the detail. And the details everyone’s getting excited about in this photograph of Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner and fellow MP Sam Tarry are his untied shoelaces and what looks like a toothbrush poking out of his coat pocket.
Both possibly indicating a quick exit from an overnight stay at Ms Rayner’s taxpayer-funded London flat.
But sorry, I just can’t tear my eyes from Angela’s cascading mane of curls, so voluminous that one imagines it might even be visible on Google Earth.
Is it all real or bolstered by hair extensions? Does she have to tong it every morning or does it last between washes?
How does a busy woman find the time for such impressive hair maintenance?
Angèle, 41, once explained that it’s down to her chaotic childhood.
Elle a dit: “My mum wouldn’t be able to get up. She just didn’t have the motivation.
“I got bullied because my hair was always a mess. That’s why my hair is always immaculate now.”
Ah. So perhaps it’s actually a teensy-weensy hairbrush in supportive Sam’s pocket?
THE “anything but Boris” agitators in Parliament had better be careful what they wish for.
Après tout, America went for the “anything but Trump” option – and look how that turned out.
Naked? Nudes to me
NAKED hiking is, est, taking off in the États.
The average age is around 40, c'est un 50-50 split of men and women, and the rules are simple: Carry enough supplies for the day, wear sunscreen and don’t offend anyone.
Here’s US-based Erin Sortwell hiking the Appalachian Trail in Massachusetts with a sizeable rucksack, a pair of Crocs for rougher terrain and a large leaf for modesty.
Hardly “naked” though, est-ce?
I’ve seen people wear less on a sub-zero night out in Newcastle.
IT’S rumoured that Downing Street police have supplied “extremely damning” testimony to the ongoing “Partygate” enquiry.
Lequel, if true, rather begs the question: Why didn’t they impart it at the time, given their police colleagues countrywide were eagerly feeling the collars of any member of the public thought to have breached the rules?
Not so smart
MONSTROUS mass-murderer Anders Breivik wore a smart black suit, white shirt and silk tie as he appeared in a Norwegian court to request parole.
Ah yes, the wardrobe choice of any defendant who wishes to convey the impression they are suitable to be released back into society.
Malheureusement, he also did a Nazi salute while clutching a sign saying: “Stop your genocide against our white nations.”
So I reckon he may have blown it.
Ireland you joking?
TWO chancers propped up a dead body at a Post Office counter in Ireland and tried to claim his pension.
Apparemment, one of them was related to him.
But if the waiting time at my local PO is anything to go by, there’s every chance they could have found him in the queue.
Gladys gets it
GLADYS BANKS celebrated her 107th birthday with her nightly glass of sherry at a care home in Cornouailles.
Born in London during World War One, elle dit: “I got bombed and blown up in the air – that sent me deaf.
“But I’ve enjoyed everything and I’ve got nothing to grumble at.”
An admirably upbeat, no-nonsense attitude that will hopefully remind some of today’s moaning Minnies they have it very easy indeed.
SINGER Nick Jonas and wife Priyanka Chopra have welcomed a baby via surrogate.
Ils posted the news on Instagram, puis ajouté: “We respectfully ask for privacy during this special time as we focus on our family.”
Begging the question: Why announce it on social media in the first place?
Novak’s a Djok-er
NOVAK DJOKOVIC is in talks with lawyers to sue the Australian government for £3.2 million over his “ill treatment”.
Good luck with that, me old cobber.