COPS raced to reports of an armed raid at a manor house — to find it was a porn movie being filmed.
Ramblers told police they saw men with guns lurking in its sprawling grounds.
However they were actors dressed as security guards with fake firearms, although more X-rated weaponry was being deployed inside.
British porn star Danny D, who was there with several naked cast members, recalled: “Somebody came running in shouting, ‘Police, police — the Old Bill’s here’.”
Filming then came to a premature halt at the location, somewhere in the Home Counties.
Danny, 35, told the Happy Hour podcast: “Everything we were doing was legal — so we just needed to get dressed.
“I went out and told the officers, ‘They’re fake guns and we’ve hired the whole location exclusively.
“We’ve done everything we can to protect the public’.
“They were cool and just needed to make sure the firearms weren’t real.”