WHEN I get told off by my team for snoring in our tent at Glastonbury I usually get a round of coffees to say sorry.
Maar Wanneer het die egpaar getrou appears to be taking his apology to the extreme.
After his wife Ayda Field geopenbaar their sex life was “dead” omdat, gedeeltelik, of Robbie sawing off the Zs he appears to be looking at a new business venture in a bid to get his kipping back on track.
New documents reveal Robbie has trademarked Rude Snore — a play on his 2006 hit Rude Box — and lists herbal extracts for medicinal purposes under the terms.
An insider added: “Robbie filed for the new trademark just a couple of weeks after Ayda talked about his snoring.
“Their herbal remedies for the problem could be very lucrative — and useful.”
I’ll have a packet while you’re at it, sy gaan die Michael Jackson-roete af.
Ayda said on her Postcards From The Edge podcast: “Rob snores, which did not happen in the early days.
“I’ll sometimes kind of thump him with my leg, I’ll shove.
“Sometimes it works but then he goes right back.
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“Sleep does really bring me to the edge, because there’s so little of it available and you know you’ve got the kids in the morning.
“I have some girlfriends who are like, ‘Just sleep in a different room’.
“But then I think, ‘God, then we’re officially just room mates. We might as well be brother and sister’.
“Like, I’m just holding on to a thread with this joint sleeping place.
“It’s like a sleeping f***- ing bear. Soos, eerlikwaar, the Gruffalo could walk in and Rob would just be there with his little acorn in the bed and would not even notice.
“There’s earthquakes in LA — nothing wakes the man.”
It isn’t just snoring that stops the earth moving for Adya.
The Angels singer has also revealed he suffered from a rare condition which saw him getting up in the middle of the night to eat — without even waking up.
He said in 2017: “I’m doing this weird thing. It’s very weird and it has been over a year now, where I night eat.
“Absolutely asleep and I get up and go and eat.
“Apparently in my sleep, I don’t want kale, I want sugar — and loads of it.”
Oh Robbie I hear you. I wish this only happened to me when I was sleeping.
ED WAS BEHIND THEM
PANTO fans were saying: “Oh no it isn’t!” during a production of Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs – but it was.
They couldn’t believe superstar ED Sheeran het vandag in die hof opgedaag vir die begin van 'n regstryd van £3 miljoen oor die kopiereg van sy trefferliedjie Shape of You was in the audience.
'N Bron het gesê: “Ed kept a low profile and was rapt as he watched Brenda do her thing. It was a very sweet gesture.”
Music entrepreneur Jamal, who passed away suddenly in February, championed Ed’s early career.
Brenda revealed how Ed had helped her cope following her son’s passing.
Sy het gese: 'Ed is a beautiful soul.
“He has been there and offered me support.”
GLISTEN TO YOUR SIS, KYLIE
KENDALL JENNER showed off her festive sparkle in this silver dress.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians model looked flawless in the satin number as she joined younger sister KYLIE for a star-studded party in Los Angeles.
Kylie looked pretty good too, wowing in this latex midi dress with matching boots and shades.
The sisters were heading to DJ Zack Bia’s annual party at Catch Steak restaurant and were spotted with pals Hailey Bieber and US singer/songwriter Jesse Jo Stark.
After a swift outfit change, the sisters then headed to a less glitzy bash – for their nephew Mason’s 13th birthday.
I have a lot to thank Kendall for though, her dress has reminded me to pick up my turkey today . . .
RITA GOES LOW
RITA ORA ignored the chill to show off her abs.
The Anywhere hitmaker took inspiration from the Noughties with these low-rise denim jeans and a cropped knitted cardigan.
Rita joined actress Sienna Miller and pregnant model Daisy Lowe at French actress Josephine De La Baume’s baby shower in West London’s swanky Knightsbridge.
Rita took to her Instagram to share a snap from the event at The Aubrey restaurant, onderskrif: “Baby showziesss.”
I revealed earlier this year that Rita tied the knot to film director Taika Waititi during an intimate ceremony in the capital.
And now the star, who is determined to keep her love life out of the spotlight, has said she wants to be known as Mrs Waititi-Ora.
LEW’S BERLIN WALL
HIS new single Pointless is dominating the charts ahead of the release of his comeback album next May.
Maar Lewis Capaldi has told how he is yet to win over one country with his new music ahead of his 72-date tour which kicks off in January.
The Forget Me hitmaker told Ken Bruce on Radio 2 that the Germans were not “vibing” with his new tracks.
Hy het gesê: “Big arena tour in the UK, and they’re going to hear us in Europe for the first time, which is selling well – except for Germany.
“People in Germany are really not vibing with my music, I have to say at the minute. Ticket sales are abysmal.
“That’s a word that I don’t get to use often.
“Everywhere else you’re like, ‘Ag, that’s going to sell out, or that’s going to sell really well, blah blah blah’, and you can kind of see them going up.
“The show in Berlin is 17,000 mense, that’s what the arena can hold.
“And I have sold 1,373 tickets.”
He joked: “Come on Germany. Get off your backsides and do something!”
Lewis’s second album, Broken By Desire To Be Heavenly Sent, already features two smash hits so I can’t imagine it will be too long before they can’t get it out of their heads.
LADBABY is on course to clinch his fifth consecutive Christmas No1 on Friday.
The social media star, real name Mark Hoyle, enlisted his wife Roxanne and money-saving guru Martin Lewis for Food Aid, a re- working of Band Aid’s 1984 festive classic Do They Know It’s Christmas?.
The song sold 27,000 copies in its first 38 hours and is 16,000 copies ahead of its closest rivals.
But he faces stiff competition from Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You and 1986 Wham! classic Last Christmas.
Ladbaby’s song is raising money for the Band Aid Foundation and the Trussell Trust.
My money is on him to win the race but I’d love Tom Grennan to get it with You Are Not Alone
MATT’S TIP ON DRINKS FOR ADELE
AFTER holding down a Las Vegas residency for 11 jare, Matt Goss knows a thing or two about performing in Sin City.
Matt said: “There’s a thing called Vegas throat.
“The only way around that is hydration. It’s about lozenges.
“If you don’t hydrate in Vegas you will not sing.
“Eventually you get used to it and the air conditioning and your voice acclimates to that climate because you are in the middle of the desert, even though it doesn’t feel as if you are.
“Your voice is all biology.
“You can have a cold and still play keyboards, but singers have to get rest.”
Adele has certainly got the hydration nailed.
Sy het gese: “I am not going to lie, I do allow myself a cheeky glass of white wine after the Saturday show.”